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    lookitsjocelyn:

    Happy 125th birthday to my dearest and bestest friend in the world, the legendary Charles Chaplin. The man who made, and continues to make, hundreds of people laugh without having to say one word. A true master of comedy. Happy birthday Charles, I’ll be celebrating down here for you.

    (via chaplinfortheages)

    — 3 days ago with 82 notes

    chaplinfortheages:

    April 16th 1889 - 125 Years Ago today.

    A celebration of a life - the dance of the rolls - one of the greatest pieces of cinematic magic. He left so many of these. 

    He was purported to have said of “The Gold Rush”

    The one he most wanted to be remembered for.

    (Source: roslyn-taber)

    — 4 days ago with 717 notes

    scorntrooper:

    thepunkrocker:

    psychobat:

    forsmithsandgiggles:

    total-queer-move:

    LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]

    THANKS R/MENSRIGHTS!!

    this is disgusting

    Lol fucking idiots

    damn I thought all of them were liberals

    *vomits whilst laughing hysterically*

    (via soidreamtiwasastarfleetcommander)

    — 1 week ago with 73596 notes

    This album turns five this month. I remember receiving this through an Irish friend of mine (when the band was still going by the Lovekevins) and falling in love from the start. Thanks, Norway, this album will never grow old.

    (Source: Spotify)

    — 1 week ago
    #music  #spotify  #the lk  #the love kelvins  #vs the snow  #norway 
    ‘Accidents Will Happen’ by Elvis Costello & The Attractions"Your mouth is made up but your mind is undone."

Working on a longer piece right now about Armed Forces. Let’s see if I ever finish it. It’ll be deeply personal and probably emotionally difficult for me to write and it may never see the light of the Internet but who knows. Either way, this album means a whole lot to me so appreciate this jam.

    ‘Accidents Will Happen’ by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
    "Your mouth is made up but your mind is undone." Working on a longer piece right now about Armed Forces. Let’s see if I ever finish it. It’ll be deeply personal and probably emotionally difficult for me to write and it may never see the light of the Internet but who knows. Either way, this album means a whole lot to me so appreciate this jam.

    — 1 week ago
    #thisismyjam 
    "

    EW: Let’s back up to the beginning of the hour. Darryl was cut loose and Gutterson was assigned to tail him. Darryl walked over and expressed concern about Gutterson’s comfort level if he had to sleep in his car, and Gutterson responded, “This may as well be a slow night in the champagne room for how comfortably erect I’m gonna be watching your bitch ass squirm about.” I love how for Gutterson, it always comes back to having an erection, a boner, a hard-on. Where does that come from? Because it’s awesome, and I look forward to it.


    Graham Yost: (Laughs) I don’t know. It’s one of those things that becomes self-propagating, you know. It’s worked in the past, let’s do it again. But now that you’ve said it, we’re never gonna do it again. You’ve ruined it. I’ve got to call Jacob [Pitts] right now.

    "
    — 1 week ago with 16 notes
    #justified 

    Area X has been cut off from the rest of the continent for decades. Nature has reclaimed the last vestiges of human civilization. The first expedition returned with reports of a pristine, Edenic landscape; all the members of the second expedition committed suicide; the third expedition died in a hail of gunfire as its members turned on one another; the members of the eleventh expedition returned as shadows of their former selves, and within months of their return, all had died of aggressive cancer.

    "This is the twelfth expedition…"

    (Source: jeffvandermeer.com, via hugonebula)

    — 1 week ago with 1 note
    #annihilation  #area x  #jeff vandermeer  #southern reach 
    lalondes:

HOMESTAR RUNNER: A BEGINNER’S GUIDE
The year is 2003. It is a kinder time, a simpler time.
Every single one of your classmates knows how to draw Trogdor the Burninator - first, you draw an S, then you draw a more different S.
"Everybody to the Limit" is a staple at middle school dances.
Your best friend’s little brother owns a plush The Cheat, and you can kick it, and it makes noise.
The year is 2003, the golden age of Homestar Runner.
Basically, every online content creator, every webcomic artist, every YouTube entertainer, owes Homestar Runner a shitload. 
Once upon a time, Homestar Runner was the definitive Flash site, an online destination for kids and immature grown-ups alike, fielding millions of hits and thousands of e-mails a day. 
Homestar Runner, the earnest athlete with a pure heart and a love for mankind, and his arch-nemesis, Strong Bad, a wrestler with a penchant for issuing snarky responses to fanmail, defined a generation through weird, surrealist Flash cartoons tinged with outdated pop cultural references.
Ten years later, there’s a new generation of Internetters who have never experienced the pure, unadulterated joy of H-Star-R, and that breaks my heart. 
So, here, I’ve compiled this beginner’s guide to Homestar Runner. Every cartoon on this list is shorter than five minutes. Get into it. Do yourself a favour.
STEP ONE: STRONG BAD E-MAILS
dragon
techno
comic
japanese cartoon
caper
stunt double
kids’ book
caffeine
army
different town
crying
for kids
montage
bedtime story
hygiene
STEP TWO: TEEN GIRL SQUAD
Episodes #1-15 are available here. Watch them all.
STEP THREE: SHORTS
An Important Rap Song
Where My Hat Is At?
Best Caper Ever
Play Date
The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw
One Two, One Two
Fluffy Puff Commercial
STEP FOUR: TOONS
A Jorb Well Done
Cool Things
Date Nite
DNA Evidence
A Folky Tale

    lalondes:

    HOMESTAR RUNNER: A BEGINNER’S GUIDE

    The year is 2003. It is a kinder time, a simpler time.

    Every single one of your classmates knows how to draw Trogdor the Burninator - first, you draw an S, then you draw a more different S.

    "Everybody to the Limit" is a staple at middle school dances.

    Your best friend’s little brother owns a plush The Cheat, and you can kick it, and it makes noise.

    The year is 2003, the golden age of Homestar Runner.

    Basically, every online content creator, every webcomic artist, every YouTube entertainer, owes Homestar Runner a shitload.

    Once upon a time, Homestar Runner was the definitive Flash site, an online destination for kids and immature grown-ups alike, fielding millions of hits and thousands of e-mails a day.

    Homestar Runner, the earnest athlete with a pure heart and a love for mankind, and his arch-nemesis, Strong Bad, a wrestler with a penchant for issuing snarky responses to fanmail, defined a generation through weird, surrealist Flash cartoons tinged with outdated pop cultural references.

    Ten years later, there’s a new generation of Internetters who have never experienced the pure, unadulterated joy of H-Star-R, and that breaks my heart. 

    So, here, I’ve compiled this beginner’s guide to Homestar Runner. Every cartoon on this list is shorter than five minutes. Get into it. Do yourself a favour.

    STEP ONE: STRONG BAD E-MAILS

    1. dragon
    2. techno
    3. comic
    4. japanese cartoon
    5. caper
    6. stunt double
    7. kids’ book
    8. caffeine
    9. army
    10. different town
    11. crying
    12. for kids
    13. montage
    14. bedtime story
    15. hygiene

    STEP TWO: TEEN GIRL SQUAD

    Episodes #1-15 are available here. Watch them all.

    STEP THREE: SHORTS

    1. An Important Rap Song
    2. Where My Hat Is At?
    3. Best Caper Ever
    4. Play Date
    5. The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw
    6. One Two, One Two
    7. Fluffy Puff Commercial

    STEP FOUR: TOONS

    1. A Jorb Well Done
    2. Cool Things
    3. Date Nite
    4. DNA Evidence
    5. A Folky Tale

    (via saezutte)

    — 1 week ago with 38674 notes