I’m going to keep posting about Jeff Vandermeer and the Southern Reach trilogy until every single one of you hates me because good lord that man’s brain is a really nice brain and there’s nothing cooler than being able to sit down with ‘annihilation’ for a few hours and spend some time inside of it
On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good
For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid
there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things
did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?
counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine
There’s 14? Or am I crazy?
cosmo tip #696
if a guy buys you a bunch of drinks and then expects you to have sex with him you can just give him back the drinks by puking into his lap
"…all shall come to revelation, and to revel, in the knowledge of the strangling fruit and the hand of the sinner shall rejoice, for there is no sin in shadow or in light that the seeds of the dead cannot forgive…"